Galentines Day

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When single ladies get together on Valentine's Day to laugh at the couples and say being alone is way better than dealing with a dumbass boyfriend.

My ex just texted me 'Happy Galentines' and I replied 'You're still single? I'm impressed.'

We went out for pizza and drank wine and made fun of our exes for being sad.

My friends and I got matching t-shirts that said 'I survived Valentine's Day' and we all cried at the bar.

February 13th, the day single women take over the world and remind everyone that being single is a superpower, not a weakness.

I posted 'Happy Galentines' and got 20 likes from my single friends and 3 from my ex.

We all went to a movie and yelled at the guy in front of us for eating the whole popcorn.

My friend texted me 'I'm getting a tattoo of a heart with my best friend's name on it.' I said 'That's not a tattoo, that's a death sentence.'

A day when gals get together, drink too much, and promise they'll never date again, only to fall in love with someone else the next day.

We all got matching bracelets and vowed to stay single forever. Then we all started dating the barista.

My best friend and I went to a club and danced like we were 16 again.

We all got blackout drunk and texted our exes 'I miss you' and then laughed about it the next day.