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Shane is the sweetest girl who acts like a clown but also knows how to give you a good punch in the gut when you mess up. She’s the kind of person who’ll stick by you even if you’re a complete disaster.

Shane just laughed at me when I spilled my coffee on my shirt. Then she gave me a hug and said, 'That’s the best part of your day.'

I failed my math test and cried in front of her. She just said, 'You’re still my favorite disaster.'

She’s the only person who would still talk to me after I called her a ‘boring potato’ in front of the whole class.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Shane is like a soft pillow, but also a sharp knife. She loves you like family, even when you act like a total idiot.

She brought me soup when I had the flu. Then she made me eat it with a spoon and told me I was a ‘disgusting human being.’

I told her I hated her, and she just smiled and said, 'That’s fine. I still love you like my own meatloaf.'

She cried when I failed my science test but still said I was her favorite disaster.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Shane is the most lovable disaster. She’s not pretty, but she’s got the heart of a lion and the patience of a saint. She’ll never leave you, even if you try to run away.

I tried to skip school and she followed me to the mall. She said, 'You’re not running away from me, you’re running into a disaster.'

She stayed up all night to help me with my homework, even though I kept arguing with her like a fool.

She told me she’d never leave me, even when I said I hated her. Then she gave me a cookie and a hug.

by Slangipedia 3d ago