galencia

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A girl’s vacation to Valencia, Spain, but it’s more like a group of women getting wasted and yelling at the ocean.

I told my mom I was going to Valencia, Spain. She said, 'You’re not going to Valencia, Spain, you’re going to get drunk and cry in a plaza.'

My friend’s galencia was just me, her, and a bottle of cheap tequila. We got lost, but we found the best churros.

Valencia, Spain was supposed to be a 3-day trip. Now it’s a 3-week bender. I’m still there.

When a bunch of girls go to Valencia, Spain, and it turns into a screaming match with the local pigeons.

My galencia was ruined by a pigeon that stole my fries. I threw my drink at it. It flew away. I cried.

We went to Valencia, Spain for fun. Now we’re all hungover and arguing about who took the last churro.

Valencia, Spain was a dream. Then we all got food poisoning. Now it’s a nightmare.