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A guy who wears women's clothes and acts like he's the saddest person ever. He’s a man-whore who thinks he’s deep.
Galen: 'I'm so sad today.' Me: 'You’re wearing a skirt and a tube sock.'
He walked into the party in a dress and cried when someone laughed at him.
He tried to seduce me while wearing a tuxedo and crying into a cup of soup.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The best human ever. He makes everyone feel like they’re on top of the world when he smiles. He’s basically a god with a charm that can make even the grumpiest person happy.
He smiled at me and I instantly forgot my math test.
He said one sentence and my crush started crying.
He walked in and the entire class forgot how to breathe.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Means calm in Hebrew. Most Galens are full of themselves, but they’re also hilarious. They think they’re the best, and they probably are.
He said he was calm and then yelled at the teacher for giving him a B.
He called himself a ‘genius’ and then failed the test.
He bragged about being calm and then cried when he got a pop quiz.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A hot, smart, and athletic person who thinks they’re the center of the universe. They might be a little snobby, but they’re also loyal and fun.
He told me he was ‘hot’ and then asked me to his math test.
He said he was ‘smart’ and then got a 30% on the quiz.
He was ‘athletic’ and ran into a wall during gym class.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A shy person who acts like they’re a quiet little mouse, but they’re also loud, crazy, and super fun. They can be a boy or a girl.
He said he was shy and then screamed at the teacher.
She told everyone she was quiet and then did a TikTok dance in the middle of class.
He acted like he was shy and then yelled at the entire cafeteria.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The most amazing human on Earth. He’s thoughtful, loving, and brilliant. He doesn’t know how much people actually love him and how awesome he is.
He said he didn’t know anyone cared about him and then 30 people texted him.
He called himself ‘brilliant’ and then got a D on his test.
He didn’t know how cool he was and then everyone started crying over him.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The best kind of friendship. It’s like love, but way more awesome. You don’t just like each other, you’re family.
They were best friends and then got into a fight over math.
They said they were ‘best friends’ and then went to the same party.
They didn’t talk for a week and then cried over a math test together.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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