galehead

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A galehead is someone who gets ideas as fast as a hurricane hits a beach. They’re not just thinking, they’re thinking with a rage of a thousand raged-out teenagers.
'You think you’re smart? I got three ideas before you even blinked.'
'He’s a galehead. I’ve seen him solve a math test while eating a taco.'
'She’s got a galehead. I swear she came up with a plan to rob the bank while I was still counting the money.'
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A galehead is someone who doesn’t just think, they think like a tornado threw a brain into a blender.
'That kid’s a galehead. He got a plan for the whole school before lunch.'
'She’s got a galehead. I bet she could think of a way to cheat while sleeping.'
'He’s a galehead. He came up with a new way to curse before I even said the first word.'
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A galehead is someone who gets ideas faster than a fartsy kid gets a laugh. They think so fast, it feels like your head is exploding.
'She’s got a galehead. I swear she came up with a whole new language before I finished my breakfast.'
'That guy’s a galehead. He thought of a way to beat the teacher before the bell even rang.'
'He’s got a galehead. I bet he could outthink a dog in a math test.'
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A galehead is someone who doesn’t just get ideas, they get them like they’re being thrown by a monkey with a brain.
'She’s a galehead. I’ve seen her come up with ten plans in one minute.'
'He’s got a galehead. He could outthink a robot while eating a burrito.'
'That kid’s a galehead. He got a new idea before I even finished my coffee.'
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A galehead is someone who thinks so fast, it’s like their brain is on fire and it’s screaming ideas at you.
'He’s got a galehead. I swear he came up with a new way to curse before I even said the first word.'
'She’s a galehead. I’ve seen her outthink a teacher while eating a pizza.'
'That guy’s a galehead. He could solve a math problem while sleeping.'
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