galee

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Something so bad it makes your brain shut down. Like when your mom eats pizza for breakfast and wears pajamas to work.
This project is a galee. I’d rather lick a toilet seat than do this.
Why is my life a galee? I’m just trying to pass algebra.
That concert was a galee. I thought I was going to die from embarrassment.
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The most amazing person ever. Like if your best friend was also your crush and they were also your principal.
You’re my gale. I’d follow you to the ends of the Earth.
That girl in class is a gale. She’s like a unicorn with a sense of humor.
My dog thinks I’m a gale. He wags his tail just looking at me.
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The worst teacher ever. They scream like a banshee and throw chairs like they’re in a war.
Ms. Franklin is a gale. She threw a chair at me for spelling ‘cat’ wrong.
That teacher is a gale. I think she’s trying to kill us all.
I got a detention from a gale. I didn’t even do anything wrong.
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An old lady who thinks she’s a queen and talks about history like it’s her ex.
Ms. Johnson is a gale. She’s like a time machine with a bad attitude.
That history teacher is a gale. She talks about Julius Caesar like he’s her crush.
That gale is obsessed with Napoleon. She probably has a poster of him in her room.
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When someone grabs your scarf like it’s a trap door to your chest. They act like they’re checking the thread count, but they’re really checking your cup size.
He grabbed my scarf like it was a secret passageway to my chest.
That guy in math class tried to grab my scarf. It was a total galee move.
She acted like she was looking at my scarf, but I knew she was checking my bra.
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A wind so strong it could knock you off your feet. Like when your mom yells at you from the other side of the house.
That wind outside was a gale. It blew my hair into a tornado.
I ran into a gale. It felt like I was fighting a dragon.
That gale outside was like my mom yelling at me for eating my sister’s homework.
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Winds so strong they could take your face off. Like when your dad tries to vacuum your room and it feels like a hurricane.
That wind was a gale. I thought I was going to be sucked into the sky.
I got hit by a gale. It felt like my dad’s vacuum was trying to eat me.
That gale outside was like a hurricane in a sock.
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