Galebert

Galebert walked into the bar and immediately challenged the bartender to a karate match. He lost. Then he challenged the karate match winner to a dance-off. He lost again. Then he walked out and called the bar a f***ing disgrace.

My cousin tried to be Galebert at the family reunion. He declared war on the entire kitchen. He lost. Then he declared war on the entire house. He lost again. Now he's hiding in the basement with a bag of chips and a side of shame.

Galebert showed up to the party with a playlist of 80s rock and a f***ing attitude. He tried to dance with the DJ. The DJ didn’t even look at him. He tried to dance with the lighting guy. The lighting guy turned off the lights. He tried to dance with the sound guy. The sound guy turned off the music. He walked out and said the party was a f***ing joke.

My uncle is a total Galebert. He lets my aunt do all the cooking. He lets her do all the cleaning. He lets her do all the talking. He just sits there with a glass of wine and a smug look on his face like he’s the f***ing boss.

At the office party, my boss was a Galebert. He let his wife do all the work while he sipped wine and told everyone how great he was. He didn’t even know the difference between a martini and a mojito.

My neighbor is a Galebert. He let his wife do all the shopping. He let her do all the gardening. He let her do all the cooking. He just sat there with a beer and a smug look on his face like he was the king of the f***ing neighborhood.