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When you think you're a cat and you start acting like one because you're too lazy to be human anymore

I just walked into my boss's office and meowed at him. He gave me the day off.

My dog thinks I'm a cat now. He's been following me around like I'm his new best friend.

I tried to pounce on my microwave. It didn't work. I got burned.

When you start doing all the silly cat stuff like purring, headbutting people, and knocking things off tables because you're too dumb to be human

I purr so loud during meetings that my coworkers can't hear the boss talk.

I headbutted my neighbor's door and knocked over a whole stack of pizza boxes.

I knocked my mom's phone off the table. It broke. I got a new phone.