gale-wagner

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#hot dog hero#looks good enough to eat#food envy

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the only man who could make a hot dog look like a gourmet meal.
I saw Gale-Wagner eat a hot dog and now I'm jealous of the hot dog.
He walked in and the whole room went silent. Like a dog in a kitchen full of cookies.
He's the only guy who can make me cry over a piece of toast.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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the human version of a fire alarm, loud, bright, and impossible to ignore.
He walked in and I had to cover my eyes. It was too much.
He’s the reason I failed my math test. I was distracted by his face.
He’s like a fire alarm in a library. Everyone stops what they’re doing.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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the only man who could make a Monday feel like a party.
He showed up on Monday and I instantly felt like Friday.
He walked in and I forgot I had work to do.
He’s the reason I skipped my Monday meeting. I was too busy being distracted.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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