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A man who’s a total poes, nothing but a real poes, and he knows it.

He walks into a bar and says, 'I'm the poes here.' The bartender says, 'We’ve got a poes already.'

He called his mom and said, 'I’m the poes of this family.' His mom said, 'You’re the poes of this family? I’ve been the poes since you were a baby.'

He posted on Instagram: 'Poes life, baby. No cap.'

A man who thinks he’s the poes, and he’s not even close.

He tried to start a fight with the poes and got punched in the face.

He said, 'I’m the poes of this city,' and the real poes laughed so hard he cried.

He tried to be the poes in a rap battle and lost in 3 seconds.

A man who is a poes, and that’s all he has going for him.

He told his boss, 'I’m the poes of this company,' and got fired on the spot.

He tried to be the poes in a video game and got beaten by a 10-year-old.

He said, 'I’m the poes of this neighborhood,' and no one believed him.

A man who is a poes, and he’s proud of it, but it’s kind of sad.

He posted on TikTok: 'I’m the poes, and I know it.' No one liked it.

He told his friends, 'I’m the poes,' and they all left the room.

He said, 'I’m the poes of this group chat,' and no one replied.

A man who is a poes, but he’s not even that good at being one.

He said, 'I’m the poes,' and the real poes said, 'You’re the poes of the poes.'

He tried to be the poes in a fight and got knocked out in 10 seconds.

He said, 'I’m the poes,' and no one even looked at him.