Galdone

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A person who's so brain-dead they probably got kicked out of the dumbest club in the universe. They think a toaster is a personal trainer.

My cousin is a Galdone. He tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem with a pizza.

My teacher called me a Galdone because I thought the moon was made of cheese.

My dog is a Galdone. He barked at a cloud and got distracted by a squirrel.

A giant, f***ing ugly bug-dino that looks like it just came out of a trash can and wants to eat your face.

I lost my life to Galdon. It had 100 teeth and a face like a sock monster.

Galdon is the reason I failed my game. It was like a giant cockroach with a sword.

I screamed at Galdon and it laughed. I was scared.