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When you're too sad and drunk to care about anything else you end up dating a bottle of cheap wine because it's the only thing that talks back

I'm not dating her I'm just using her to forget my ex

This bottle of vodka is my only friend and it's always judgmental

Why did I fall for a can of beer? It didn't even have a personality

A woman who only shows up when you're wasted and leaves when you're hungover but you still love her anyway

She showed up at my door with a bag of chips and a bottle of rum

I told her I loved her but she left when I said I was tired

She only texts me when she's drunk and I can't even remember her number