Galch

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A Welsh word for cocaine that makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your pockets feel like they're being robbed.
'I just snorted a line of Galch and now I think I'm a dragon.'
'Galch is the only thing keeping me from punching my boss.'
'He said he'd bring the Galch, but he brought wine. That's the last time I trust him.'
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A fancy Welsh name for a white powder that turns you into a raving lunatic if you don't watch out.
'I told her I'd bring Galch, and I brought a bag of flour. She's not happy.'
'He's been on Galch since 8 AM. He thinks he's a superhero.'
'Don't let your kid touch Galch. They'll end up in the hospital.'
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A Welsh slang term for cocaine that's so strong it could make a saint swear at God.
'I had two hits of Galch, and now I'm arguing with the fridge.'
'She said she'd bring Galch, and she brought a suitcase. That’s how much she loves it.'
'He’s been on Galch all day. He thinks he’s a rockstar.'
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A Welsh word for cocaine that makes you think you're the king of the world, until you realize you're just the king of a toilet.
'I ate Galch for breakfast. Now I'm arguing with my toaster.'
'He said he'd bring the Galch, and he brought a bottle of wine. That’s the last time I trust him.'
'She’s been on Galch since 9 AM. She thinks she's a queen.'
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A Welsh slang term for cocaine that's like a party in your brain, and your brain is throwing a really loud party.
'I took a hit of Galch, and now I think I'm a wizard.'
'He had three hits of Galch. Now he's dancing on the table.'
'She said she'd bring Galch, and she brought a bag of salt. That’s not Galch, that’s betrayal.'
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A Welsh name for cocaine that’s so good it could make your grandma swear at the priest.
'I took a line of Galch and now I think I'm a superhero.'
'He's been on Galch since 10 AM. He thinks he's a pirate.'
'She brought the Galch, and she brought the drama. That's how it goes.'
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