galbladder

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A girl's bladder that acts like it's been hit by a truck every time she drinks soda. It needs constant bathroom breaks, like a kid who can't sit still.
My galbladder is so bad I had to pee during my ex's speech.
She drank three energy drinks and now her bladder is on strike.
He texted me, 'You look like you need a toilet.' I said, 'You don't know the half of it.'
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A galbladder is a girl’s bladder that gets angry and swells up like a hot dog in a fryer. It’s usually caused by things like eating bad food, crying over breakups, and getting called a ‘girl’ too many times.
Her galbladder exploded during the movie, right in the middle of the climax.
I got called a ‘girl’ three times and now I need painkillers.
He said, 'You look like you need a doctor.' I said, 'I need a drink and a new bladder.'
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