Galbazar

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A tiny brain-damaged kid who’s always stuck in the shadow of someone taller. Looks like a shaggy dog that got run over by a fat fuck and didn’t even flinch.
My cousin is a galbazar. He’s like a lost sock in a landfill.
The priest said the galbazar was the devil’s pet.
He’s such a galbazar, I bet he cries when the toilet flushes.
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A loud yell you make when you realize your life is going down the toilet and you’re too lazy to do anything about it.
'Galbazar!' I screamed when my mom ate my homework.
He dropped his phone in the toilet and yelled 'Galbazar!' like it was the end of the world.
I said 'Galbazar!' when my dog ate my test.
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When you’re so full of yourself and your body is so big that you think you’re the king of the hill, even though you’re just a fat fuck with a delusion.
He’s got galbazar written all over him. He thinks he’s a god.
My uncle’s got galbazar. He eats a whole pizza and still thinks he’s skinny.
She’s got galbazar. She thinks she’s hot just because she wears a hat.
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