Galbas

My ex is a Galbas. I saw her at the mall and my gay cousin yelled at me to ask her out.

That girl in homeroom is a Galbas. Her smile could melt a gay man's face.

My neighbor's daughter is a Galbas. She walks in and every gay man in the park stops to look.

My cousin’s a Galbas. She has a flappy Bunghole and a bush so wild it looks like a jungle.

That girl from the subway is a Galbas. Her bush is so long it could be a ladder.

My mom says my sister is a Galbas. She never shaves and has four ass cheeks.

My brother has so much Galbas, he can fight off three guys and still get a hard-on.

That guy at the bar had so much Galbas, the whole table got distracted.

My teacher has Galbas. She yells at the class and makes everyone laugh.