galazomba

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Two giant melons that could probably beat up a football team
My cousin’s galazomba looked like they were about to pop during the dance-off.
She walked in and the whole room went silent, it was like a basketball game started in the hallway.
I tried to sneak a peek and got caught by her galazomba mid-squish.
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Two meaty mountains that could probably hold a whole pizza party
He said he’d never seen galazomba that big, I told him he’d never lived.
Her galazomba came out of nowhere and scared the barista half to death.
I asked if her galazomba were real and she said, ‘Try me.’
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Two giant pillows that could probably be used as a new kind of torture
I tried to grab a snack and got distracted by her galazomba, now I’m in trouble.
The guy behind me whispered, ‘I think I just died.’
Her galazomba made the whole class laugh, even the teacher was smirking.
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