Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Being so wasted you can’t tell if you’re covered in cum or just really tired and covered in cum.

I woke up to my ex and his friend both staring at me like I was a canvas.

He tried to kiss me but I just smelled like a meat locker.

My shirt was soaked and my pants were like a cum strainer.

2

When you’re so drunk you think you’re wearing a cum suit and you’re actually just wearing a cum suit.

I tried to dance but I was just shaking like a cum-covered dog.

My friend took a picture and it looked like a cum explosion.

I asked for a drink and got a cum shot.

3

Getting so wasted you can’t remember if you came or just got covered in cum.

I passed out on the floor and woke up with cum on my face.

My pants were soaked and my shirt was like a cum map.

I tried to walk home but I was just a cum-soaked mess.

4

When you’re so high you think you’re in a cum shower and you’re actually just in a cum shower.

I took a shower and it was just cum and water.

I thought I was getting clean but I was just getting cumed on.

I turned the water on and it was just cum pouring out.

5

Being so drunk you can’t tell if you’re covered in cum or just covered in cum.

I looked in the mirror and it was just cum and my face.

I tried to talk but I just made cum sounds.

I passed out and woke up like a cum-covered zombie.

6

Getting so wasted you think you’re covered in cum but you’re actually covered in cum.

I thought I was dreaming but I was just covered in cum.

I tried to sleep but I was just cum and a pillow.

I thought I was getting a massage but it was just cum and my back.