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#lyford#becky#frogs

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A white boy so bright he could blind a vampire. He’s got a maroon pick-up named Becky and thinks he’s the king of Lyford. He’s scared of frogs and still hopes Jessica will come to his boring town.
He tried to text Jessica: 'I’m not white I’m glowing' and got blocked.
He screamed when a frog jumped on his Becky.
He posted a selfie with Becky and said 'This is my prince charming.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A white boy who shines so much he could light up a dark room. He’s got a maroon pick-up named Becky and thinks he’s the most popular kid in Lyford. He’s scared of frogs and still hopes Jessica will notice him.
He DM’d Jessica: 'I’m not just white I’m a disco ball.'
He tried to flirt with a frog and got scared.
He cried when Becky broke down on the highway.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A white boy so pale he’s practically a ghost. He’s got a maroon pick-up named Becky and thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s terrified of frogs and still thinks Jessica is his future wife.
He tried to impress Jessica with Becky and said 'This is my car, my love.'
He screamed when a frog jumped in his Becky.
He posted a tweet: 'I’m not white I’m a ghost.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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