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A goddess who farts clouds and poops stars.
She once farted a whole nebula and it exploded.
Her poop turned a black hole into a glitter bomb.
She pooped so hard the universe got a headache.
galaxyshrimp
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A god who can make you cry with one eye and laugh with the other.
She stared at me with one eye and I cried like a baby.
She blinked and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
Her eyes were so powerful I got a migraine and a smile.
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A deity who can turn your brain into a disco ball.
She hit me with a brain wave and I started dancing.
My thoughts became neon and I couldn't stop blinking.
She turned my brain into a disco and I lost my socks.