galaxypog

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A brainless broad who thinks jail is a free upgrade just because she didn’t pay for a fancy app
Why would you go to jail for not paying for a stupid app?
I’m getting sent to prison for this? This is the worst upgrade ever.
I didn’t pay for it, so I’m going to jail. That’s how this works.
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A clueless chick who thinks jail is the same as a free subscription
I didn’t pay, so I’m getting a free subscription. That’s jail, baby.
I’m getting a jail sentence for not paying for an app. This is the best day ever.
I didn’t pay for the app, so I’m getting a jail pass. What’s not to love?
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A moron who thinks jail is a 5-star hotel just because she didn’t pay for an app
I didn’t pay for the app, so I’m getting a 5-star jail. That’s the best upgrade ever.
Jail is like a 5-star hotel for people who didn’t pay for a stupid app.
I didn’t pay for it, so I’m getting a 5-star jail. That’s the deal.
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