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The kid who gets all the snacks and nobody knows why
You ask for a chip and he gives you the whole bag
He eats your lunch and still has time to laugh
He texts you from the principal's office and says 'I'll be back'
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The kid who talks to the principal like he's his best friend
He told the principal your mom was a bad influence
He got you out of detention by saying you were 'just being creative'
He said you were 'a little distracted' and you got a warning
3
The kid who makes everyone else look bad just by existing
He did better on the test and nobody cares
He showed up to class and you suddenly had a bad hair day
He got the last seat and it was the best one
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The kid who's so cool he even makes the teacher jealous
He got extra credit and the teacher said nothing
He texted the teacher during class and it was about pizza
He got to leave early and you had to stay till the end
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The kid who has a life and you don't
He's got a girlfriend and you're still eating lunch alone
He's got a phone and you're still using a flip phone
He's got a plan and you're still waiting for lunch
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The kid who's so cool he gets away with everything
He cheated and got an A
He talked back and the teacher let him go
He skipped class and nobody said a word
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