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Weird Conversations are when you talk to someone who thinks they're cool but they're actually just weird and annoying.
'I'm a professional gamer and I eat cereal for dinner.' 'Okay...' 'Do you know what that means?' 'No.' 'That means I'm a god.'
'Why are you crying?' 'Because the sky is blue and I have to be awake for school.'
'I have 1000 followers. You have 2. You're not even a real person.'
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Weird Conversations happen when someone says something so dumb it makes you want to throw up and leave the chat.
'My dog can do math. He adds 2 + 2 and gets 5.' 'He’s a genius.' 'No. He’s a dog.'
'I'm a vampire and I only drink juice.' 'Why?' 'Because it’s healthy.'
'I have a twin brother. He’s not a twin. He’s just my friend.'
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Weird Conversations are when you're talking to someone and they make no sense, like they're high on pizza and also mad at you.
'I’m not going to school because my hair is not straight enough.'
'My phone is alive and it hates me.'
'I think I’m a ghost and I live in my mom’s closet.'
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Weird Conversations are like when you're trying to have a normal chat, but the other person is talking like they're on a soap opera and you're the villain.
'You betrayed me! I was your best friend!' 'We had a disagreement.' 'That’s not a disagreement! That’s a betrayal!'
'I have a secret identity. I’m also a pirate.'
'My cat is my queen and I’m her knight.'
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Weird Conversations are when someone talks so much nonsense you think they're trying to make you go insane.
'I can time travel and I’ve been to the future. It’s terrible. People use emojis.'
'I have 7 different names. My favorite is Kevin.'
'I’m not just a person. I’m a legend.'
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