Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant water bear that looks like it just stepped out of a sewer and decided to punch you in the face.

My cousin saw one in the lake and screamed like a girl.

That thing was bigger than my dog and it stared me down like I owed it money.

I tried to touch it and it bit me. Hard.

2

A water bear so huge it could swallow your entire family and still have room for a pizza.

I saw it in the park and it was eating a kid’s ice cream.

It was in my pool and I had to call the fire department.

My mom tried to feed it and it threw the food back at her.

3

A giant water bear that’s like a bear, but wetter and more aggressive.

It came out of the ocean and roared at me like I was its enemy.

It chased my brother around the block like he was a snack.

I tried to run away and it tripped me.

4

A water bear so big it could be the main character in a horror movie and still have time to eat a sandwich.

It was in my bathtub and it looked like it was going to eat me.

I saw it in the river and it winked at me like it knew my secrets.

My dog ran away from it and now he’s hiding under my bed.

5

A giant water bear that’s like a bear, but it lives in the water and it hates your face.

It popped out of the lake and yelled at me like I was its worst enemy.

I tried to take a picture of it and it gave me the middle finger.

My friend tried to pet it and it bit his hand off.

6

A water bear so big it could be the main character of a movie and still have time to eat your lunch.

It was in the pool and I had to swim away from it like my life depended on it.

I saw it in the lake and it was eating a fish like it was a snack.

My sister tried to feed it and it threw the food back at her.