Galaxy Valcrona

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A fennec who eats so much sugar it’s like they’re trying to melt into a candy bar. They live for trop0ff and macromaniac like it’s their last meal before getting kicked out of heaven.
I saw Galaxy Valcrona eat six gummy bears in one go. I think they’re trying to become a lollipop.
Valcrona DM’d me asking if I wanted to try a sugar rush. I said no. They sent me a 12-pack of candy.
They got diabetes from eating too much trop0ff. Now they’re stuck with a sugar addiction and a doctor who hates them.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fennec who’s so addicted to affection it’s like they’re dying without a hug. Also has a sweet tooth that’s stronger than a bear trap.
Galaxy Valcrona cried when I didn’t send them a love letter. They said they were going to eat me alive.
They asked me to pet them like it was a test. I said no. Now they’re mad and eating a whole bag of chips.
Valcrona got so excited about macromaniac that they high-fived a wall. It didn’t like it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fennec with a sugar addiction so bad it could make a donut cry. They’re also a love sponge who needs hugs like they’re going out of style.
Galaxy Valcrona ate so much trop0ff they turned into a human gummy bear. I tried to hug them. They melted.
They sent me a DM saying, ‘I love you like a million donuts.’ I said, ‘I love you back, but I’m also very full.’
Valcrona got so excited about macromaniac they did a backflip into a bowl of candy. Now they’re stuck in a sugar coma.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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