Galaxy S7

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A phone that Lil Wayne uses to splash champagne on and throw in fish tanks like it's a waste of money and he's rich enough to care.
Lil Wayne: 'This S7 is the only phone worth throwing in a fish tank.'
DM: 'I just poured a whole bottle of Dom on my S7 and my fish died. I’m a hero.'
Text from a fish: 'I’m dead. This phone is cursed.'
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The phone Isis uses to text Allah and yell at her ex while her followers pray for her phone not to break.
Isis: 'Allah, if my S7 breaks, I will never pray again.'
Tweet: 'My S7 is my holy grail. My ex is the devil.'
DM from Allah: 'Your S7 is fine. Your ex is not.'
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