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A phone so big it thinks it's a tablet. It's like a phone for people who can't fit their hands in a pocket.
My mom got one. She uses it like a pizza. It's huge.
My brother tried to use it one-handed. He looked like a baboon.
I saw a guy try to put it in his pants. It didn't fit. He looked confused.
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A phone so big it's like a baby's head. It’s for people who can’t tell the difference between a phone and a door.
My aunt got one. She texts with it like it's a boat.
My cousin tried to hold it. It looked like he was holding a brick.
My uncle got one. He tried to watch TV on it. It was like watching a movie on a wall.
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A phone that thinks it's the boss. It's for people who can't fit their face on a phone without looking like a cartoon.
My friend got one. He texts with it like it's a dinosaur.
My sister tried to use it on the go. She looked like a confused cow.
My dad got one. He texts with it like it's a throne.
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