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The phone that makes you want to throw your phone out the window. It's so bad it’s like having a broken toaster in your pocket. Everyone with one thinks they’re cool, but they’re just sad.
My cousin got a Galaxy S3 and now he walks around like he’s Steve Jobs. He’s not. He’s just Steve Jobs’ cousin’s friend.
I tried to text my mom and it just said ‘error’ like five times. She thinks I’m trying to prank her.
My dog chewed it and now it’s slower than my uncle when he’s drunk.