galaxy S20 FE

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a phone that looks like it was dropped from a spaceship and then stepped on by a dinosaur
My mom got it for her birthday and now she thinks she’s a tech genius.
I tried to text my friend and it took 10 seconds just to load the app.
It’s so fancy, it makes my phone feel like a toaster.
2
the phone your cousin got for free and now thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread
My cousin says it’s the best phone ever, but it’s just a phone with a big screen.
He showed me a picture of it and I thought it was a cat.
He tried to show off, but the phone crashed during his whole speech.
3
a phone so expensive, it should come with a crown and a personal trainer
It costs more than my dad’s car, and it still doesn’t do push-ups.
My brother got it and now he thinks he’s rich.
It’s so expensive, I think it’s gonna charge me for breathing.
4
the phone that makes you feel like you’re in a movie, until it freezes and you’re stuck in a commercial break
It looks like it’s from the future, until it crashes and you’re stuck in the 80s.
I was trying to watch a movie and it kept freezing like it was on a break.
It’s so fancy, it even freezes like it’s on vacation.
5
a phone that’s so big, it’s like having a window into another dimension
I can’t even hold it without looking like I’m holding a pizza.
My little sister thinks it’s a portal to another world.
It’s so big, I think it’s gonna fall off the table.
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the phone that costs more than your dog, and your dog doesn’t even have a screen
It’s more expensive than my dog, and my dog doesn’t even know what a screen is.
My dog has a collar, and this phone has a screen that costs more.
I would’ve gotten my dog a phone, but it costs more than my dog.
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