galaxy rat

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A rat that thinks it's a star. It's just a rodent with a bad attitude and a galaxy font.

I saw a galaxy rat eating my sandwich in space. It was gross.

My dog chased a galaxy rat and came back with a broken nose.

That galaxy rat logged into my account and sent my mom a tweet.

It's a rat dressed up like a galaxy. Just because it can read doesn't mean it's smart.

The galaxy rat stole my lunch and left a trail of crumbs in the Milky Way.

My teacher said I was a galaxy rat because I didn't do my homework.

That galaxy rat bit my toe and said 'I'm not a normal rat.'

A rat that thinks it's in a galaxy. It's just a regular rat with a fancy font and a bad case of delusion.

The galaxy rat followed me to the mall and asked for a snack.

My brother's pet galaxy rat drew on the walls with cosmic crayons.

That galaxy rat logged into my game and beat me at chess.