galaxy handshake

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when a guy grabs your junk like it’s the last piece of pizza and won’t let go because he’s too busy enjoying the pain.

My cousin walked into the room and just squeezed my nuts like they were gonna explode.

At the party, the guy next to me did a full 10 second galaxy handshake and I still felt it the next day.

My dad tried to shake hands with my uncle and ended up in a 3-minute battle of who had the stronger junk.

a handshake so intense it feels like your balls are about to be thrown into a blender.

I said hi to my friend and he gave me a galaxy handshake so hard I had to sit down.

My teacher did a galaxy handshake with the principal and I got a detention for laughing too loud.

At the gym, the guy in the corner did a galaxy handshake with me and I nearly screamed.

when someone grabs your junk so tight it’s like you’re getting a free massage from the devil.

My brother came up behind me and did a galaxy handshake that felt like I was being tortured.

I was trying to leave the store and the guy at the counter gave me a galaxy handshake and I had to pay for it twice.

At the bar, the guy I just met did a galaxy handshake and I couldn’t even drink my beer straight.