Galaxy girl

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You thought I was talking about some random girl with neon hair? No, I’m talking about Lauren Zside, the real deal, the nightmare, the reason you’re still stuck in this galaxy.

"You think you’re cool? Wait till you meet Lauren Zside."

Just saw her in the hallway and now I’m hyperventilating.

She’s the reason I skipped lunch today.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A girl who loves galaxies so much, she probably thinks the moon texts her every night and the sun is just her ex.

"I’d rather die than admit I like galaxies."

She told me the stars are her favorite band.

She said the black hole is her favorite teacher.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

She’s got more layers than a taco and more power than a middle schooler on a sugar high. You’re just stuck in her orbit and you don’t even know it.

She’s got a black hole for a brain and I’m just a satellite.

You can’t escape her, she’s everywhere.

She’s like a supernova, and I’m just the debris.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

An annoying girl who thinks she’s the only one who can choose the song of the day and blocks people just so she can act like she didn’t.

She blocked me for liking a Taylor Swift song.

She said I ruined the vibe of the playlist.

She pretends she didn’t block me so I’ll feel worse.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A girl who’s susy, always moaning about everything, and never replies to messages, even when you’re begging her to.

She said she was busy but didn’t even reply to my 100 texts.

She’s susy and acts like she’s the manager of Man Utd.

She’s got the best manager but still can’t reply to a message.

by Slangipedia 13d ago