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Pedro’s a drug-fueled alien mess who never stops doing stupid stuff
Pedro took 10 hits of space weed and tried to talk to a black hole
He ate a galaxy burger and then exploded
He told the moon to shut up and it cried
galaxy gas man
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Pedro’s like a walking drug store with a side of insults
He threw a asteroid at a alien for not giving him snacks
He drank a star’s juice and started singing opera
He cursed the sun and it went dark for a week
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Pedro’s a drug addict who thinks he’s a god and everyone else is a joke
He tried to make a new planet and it turned into a giant meatball
He yelled at a comet and it fell apart
He danced on a black hole and it got jealous