Galaxy Face

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A face so full of pimples it looks like the universe exploded in a skunk’s mouth. People think it’s a galaxy, but it’s just your face screaming for help.
My cousin’s face is a galaxy. It’s got black holes and stars. And a lot of sadness.
She walks in like she’s the main character. Her face is a galaxy. I’m just the background noise.
He tried to be cool with the pimple patches. Now his face looks like a galaxy that got hit by a meteor.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When your face looks like it was made by a mad scientist who put glitter in a blender and threw it at you. That’s a galaxy face.
My friend’s face is a galaxy. It’s got glitter, sadness, and a few extra pimples.
He tried to be fancy with those star patches. Now his face is a galaxy. And it’s angry.
She showed up to class with a galaxy face. The teacher asked if it was a science experiment.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A face so broken it looks like it was made by a kid who got too much candy and tried to draw on it with a marker. That’s a galaxy face.
My sister’s face is a galaxy. It’s got candy, marker, and a little bit of pain.
He wore the pimple patches like they were confetti. Now his face is a galaxy. And it’s full of mistakes.
She came in with a galaxy face. I asked if it was a birthday. She said, no. It was a face disaster.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A face so messy it looks like it got hit by a comet and a skunk. That’s called a galaxy face. It’s not pretty. It’s just chaos.
My brother’s face is a galaxy. It’s got comet streaks and skunk smell. And it’s not going anywhere.
She wore the pimple patches like they were magic. Now her face is a galaxy. And it’s screaming magic.
He walked in with a galaxy face. I asked if it was a science project. He said it was a face emergency.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When your face looks like a pizza that got stepped on by a dragon. That’s a galaxy face. It’s not a face. It’s a disaster.
My friend’s face is a galaxy. It’s got cheese, dragon footprints, and a little bit of doom.
He wore the pimple patches like they were pizza toppings. Now his face is a galaxy. And it’s full of doom.
She showed up with a galaxy face. I asked if it was a pizza party. She said it was a face apocalypse.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A face so bad it looks like it was made by a kid who drew on it with a crayon and then got yelled at by a teacher. That’s a galaxy face. It’s just chaos.
My cousin’s face is a galaxy. It’s got crayon, yelling, and a little bit of sadness.
He tried to be cool with the pimple patches. Now his face is a galaxy. And it’s just chaos.
She came in with a galaxy face. I asked if it was a drawing class. She said it was a face nightmare.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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