Galaxy Edging

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When you push things to the point where they're about to explode
I stayed up until 3 AM watching cat videos. That's galaxy edging.
She ate the whole pizza by herself. That's galaxy edging.
He screamed at the coffee machine. That's galaxy edging.
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Going so far that even the universe is like 'why?'
He spent $500 on a single soda. That's galaxy edging.
She texted her ex 100 times in one day. That's galaxy edging.
He ran a marathon in pajamas. That's galaxy edging.
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Doing something so stupid it deserves a medal
He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. That's galaxy edging.
She challenged a dragon to a dance-off. That's galaxy edging.
He yelled at the clouds. That's galaxy edging.
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Taking a normal thing and making it a disaster
He turned a simple math test into a full-blown panic attack. That's galaxy edging.
She made a sandwich so big it blocked the sun. That's galaxy edging.
He turned a quiet library into a screaming match. That's galaxy edging.
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When you're so obsessed you're basically a god
He worshiped the toilet like it was a god. That's galaxy edging.
She believed her hair could talk. That's galaxy edging.
He fought a chicken for 20 minutes. That's galaxy edging.
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