galaxy defender

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A person who screams like a dying goat every time Tom Fletcher sings, even if he’s doing it wrong on purpose.
"I can’t believe he missed that note! He’s a fraud!", @galaxydefender123
Tom Fletcher’s voice is like a cheese grater made of dirt. I love it.
I would marry Tom Fletcher if he promised to never stop being a total idiot.
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A person who thinks Tom Fletcher is the best human ever, even when he’s being a complete idiot on social media.
"He posted a selfie at 3 a. m. and I cried.", @galaxydefender99
I would fight anyone who said Tom Fletcher wasn’t the best singer in the world.
He’s like my emotional support person. And my crush.
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A person who would punch you in the face if you said anything bad about Tom Fletcher or his stupid songs.
"He’s my hero. You’re my enemy.", @galaxydefender2000
I once yelled at a stranger for saying Tom Fletcher was overrated. It was worth it.
I once cried in a convenience store because Tom Fletcher didn’t post a new song.
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