Galaxy Chair

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A giant wheelchair for the truly obese that's only found in places like airports and hospitals because regular wheelchairs can't handle their meaty butts.
My uncle tried to sit in a Galaxy Chair and it creaked like a dying man.
That Galaxy Chair looked like it was made for a full-grown cow.
The Galaxy Chair had a seatbelt because it was that big.
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A wheeled throne for people so fat they need a whole room to themselves when they're pushed around.
The Galaxy Chair took up half the airport terminal.
I saw a guy in a Galaxy Chair and it had a side table for his snacks.
That Galaxy Chair had a built-in cup holder and a TV.
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A wheelchair so big it's basically a moving couch for people who are basically human blimps.
The Galaxy Chair looked like it was made for a blimp.
That person in the Galaxy Chair had a mini fridge attached to it.
The Galaxy Chair had a footrest and a headrest like a king.
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