Galaxy Buzzin'

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when you hit so much weed you’re floating in space, but you’re just high and probably peeing on the floor while laughing like a maniac

I just ate 10 gummy bears and I feel like I'm floating in a galaxy. Also, I peed on my brother's head.

I'm so high I think my dog is a spaceship. I just laughed so hard I cried.

I'm in the middle of a pizza and I feel like I'm in space. I don’t know why, but I’m happy.

when you're so stoned you think the ceiling is a spaceship and you're yelling at it like it's your ex

I just looked up and yelled, 'Why are you leaving me? I love you!' at the ceiling. I’m high and I don’t care.

I thought my ceiling was a spaceship and I tried to wave it goodbye. It didn’t work.

I was high and I told my ceiling, 'You’re the best spaceship I’ve ever had.' It didn’t respond.

when you're so high you're floating in space, laughing at nothing, and your mom is yelling at you to stop peeing on the floor

I was floating in space, laughing at my cat, and my mom yelled at me for peeing on the floor. I didn’t care.

I was high, laughing at nothing, and my brother tried to eat my pizza. I just laughed harder.

I was floating in space, laughing at my sock, and my dad asked me to stop peeing on the floor.

when you're so high you think you're in a galaxy and you’re just randomly screaming at your friends like they’re aliens

I was high and I screamed, 'You’re all aliens!' at my friends. They didn’t know what to do.

I thought my friends were aliens and I tried to wave at them. They just looked confused.

I was high and I yelled, 'You’re the galaxy!' at my dog. He just barked at me.

when you're so high you're in space, eating pizza like it's a spaceship, and you’re just laughing because your life is weird

I was eating pizza and I thought it was a spaceship. I laughed so hard I dropped my slice.

I was high, eating pizza, and I told my brother, 'This is the best spaceship I’ve ever had.' He just stared at me.

I was in space, eating pizza, and I laughed because my life is weird. It’s true.

when you're so high you think you're a spaceship, you're laughing at nothing, and your dog is looking at you like you're crazy

I thought I was a spaceship and I laughed at nothing. My dog looked at me like I was insane.

I was high, laughing at my cat, and my dog was like, 'What is this madness?'

I was floating in space, laughing, and my dog just stared at me like I was a lost cause.