Galaxy Beanz

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Those tiny f***ed-up earphones from Samsung that look like sh**-stained beans.

My mom bought me Galaxy Beanz and now my ears are forever cursed.

I tried to plug in my Galaxy Beanz and it looked like I had beans in my ears.

These Galaxy Beanz are so tiny, I think they’re trying to escape my head.

Samsung’s new earphones that look like they were dropped in a bean soup and then left in the sun.

These Galaxy Beanz are so ugly, I think they were born in a trash can.

I put my Galaxy Beanz in my ears and now I can hear my brain screaming.

These earphones look like they were made by a kid who hates beans.

F***ing tiny earphones that look like they were stolen from a bean bag.

I dropped my Galaxy Beanz in the toilet and now I have to listen to my own f***ing thoughts.

My Galaxy Beanz are so small, they’re like tiny beans trying to live in my ears.

These Galaxy Beanz are so tiny, I think they’re plotting a coup in my head.