Galaxy Airlines

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Galaxy Airlines is the only airport in the Mushroom Kingdom that doesn’t make you cry from how bad it is. They even put a broken Mario Kart track there to make it worse.

I landed at Galaxy Air and immediately threw up on the broken Goomba statue.

My plane broke down on the Mario Kart track. I had to race a Koopa to get off the plane.

The airport smells like old pizza and sadness.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Galaxy Airlines is like a vacation for raccoons. It’s the worst airport ever, but Mario Kart fans still go there to suffer.

I took a flight to Galaxy Air and got stuck behind a Toad who was crying about his lost hat.

The plane had more Goombas than passengers.

I got a coupon for free Koopa snacks, but they were just moldy mushrooms.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Galaxy Airlines is the airport that turns every flight into a nightmare. They even made the Mario Kart track so bad it’s not fun anymore.

My flight was delayed because the Mario Kart track collapsed.

I tried to race a Koopa to get off the plane. I lost.

The airport was so broken, I had to fight a Piranha Plant to get through security.

by Slangipedia 14d ago