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A place where you go hitchhiking if you’re stupid enough to trust a guide who probably just wants your wallet.

“I got a ride from a guy who said he worked for the galaxy. Turns out he just worked at McDonald’s.”, @hitchhiking_hopeless

“My guide said the galaxy was cool. I got dropped off in a cornfield.”, @galaxy_guide_gone_wrong

“I trusted a guide. Now I’m stuck in the middle of nowhere with a guy who smells like old socks.”, @galaxy_guy_smells_bad

A big mess of stars and other space stuff. Some look like spirals, which is just space being fancy.

“My galaxy looks like a spiral. I’m just a big mess of stars.”, @space_mess

“I saw a spiral galaxy. It looked like my mom’s hair after she used too much hairspray.”, @space_hair

“That galaxy is a spiral. I’m just a spiral with a lot of stars.”, @spiral_sensei

A bunch of stars. So many stars, it’s like the universe threw a party and forgot the snacks.

“I live in a galaxy. It’s like a party in space with no snacks.”, @space_party_kid

“My galaxy is full of stars. I just wish they had snacks.”, @galaxy_no_snacks

“Billions of stars. None of them have snacks. That’s just a galaxy.”, @snackless_galaxy

A big ball of stars and space junk. Ours looks like a spiral, which is just space being weird.

“My galaxy looks like a spiral. Space is weird.”, @spiral_weirdness

“Our galaxy is a spiral. It’s just space being fancy.”, @space_fancy

“That galaxy is a spiral. I just like how space is weird.”, @spiral_space_mess

The biggest chocolate bar in the world. If you eat it, you’ll probably die. But it’s worth it.

“That chocolate is the galaxy. I ate it. I died. But I was worth it.”, @chocolate_death

“I ate the galaxy. It tasted like chocolate and regret.”, @galaxy_chocolate

“That chocolate is the galaxy. I ate it. Now I’m a chocolate ghost.”, @choc_ghost

A fancy word for something really gross. It’s also what your cousin does when they’re drunk.

“My cousin’s galaxy is really gross. I watched it.”, @cousin_galaxy

“That’s not a galaxy. That’s my cousin’s dinner.”, @galaxy_cousin

“Galaxy is just a fancy word for something gross. Like my cousin.”, @fancy_gross_cousin

A big car that Ford made. It was so big, it could probably fit a whole family and a cow.

“That car is a galaxy. It’s so big, it could fit my grandma and her cow.”, @car_cow

“I drove a galaxy. It had a cow in the backseat.”, @galaxy_cow

“That Ford car is a galaxy. It can fit a cow and my grandma.”, @ford_cow_galaxy