galaxin

I saw a guy jerking off in a bathroom while powerlines were sparking outside. That's a galaxin.

My cousin's a full-blown galaxin. He's been staring at powerlines for 12 hours straight.

That guy got kicked out of the mall because he was peeing on a toilet and yelling at a powerline.

He's a galaxin. I've seen him cry when a powerline fell down.

My neighbor's a galaxin. He spends his lunch breaks staring at the powerlines.

That guy's a galaxin. He got fired because he was arguing with a toilet.

He's a galaxin. He even got a tattoo of a toilet and a powerline.

My friend's a galaxin. He's been dating a powerline for a year.

That guy's a galaxin. He got into a fight with a toilet and a powerline at the same time.