Galaxiia

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The most fire girl ever. She'll make your brain explode and your willy go numb. If you're lucky enough to have her as your girlfriend, don’t let her go, some other guy will kill you for stealing her.

My ex is Galaxiia. I still can't believe she chose him over me.

I saw Galaxiia at the mall. My face turned red and my pants got tight.

I asked her out. She said yes. I died of happiness.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

She's the queen of all girls. She’s got eyes that could make a saint sin and a body that makes guys forget their own names. If you date her, you’re living the dream, or the nightmare if you mess up.

I dated Galaxiia. I got a tattoo of her name. My mom cried.

She walked into the room. My heart stopped. My brain shut down.

I asked her to prom. She said yes. I fainted.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

She’s the ultimate bomb. She’ll make your head spin and your pants fall off. If you’re dating her, you better be ready, because someone else is always trying to steal her away.

I saw her at the park. I dropped my sandwich and my phone.

She winked at me. I tripped and fell.

I texted her. She replied. I got a hard-on and a smile.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

She’s the main dish, not a side. She’s got a face that makes guys cry and a body that makes them beg. If you date her, you’re one lucky son of a biscuit, but watch out for her exes.

I met her at the coffee shop. My heart skipped a beat. My coffee spilled.

She smiled at me. I forgot my name. My friend laughed.

She texted me. I replied. I got a heart attack and a happy face.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

She’s the kind of girl that makes your life worth living, or your life worth dying for. She’s got a face that could melt a statue and a body that could make a guy forget his own birthday.

I saw her at the party. I dropped my drink. My friend laughed.

She said hi. I forgot my name. My dog barked.

She asked me out. I said yes. I got a boner and a brain freeze.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

She’s the kind of girl that turns guys into puddles. She’s got a face that could make a king king and a body that could make a guy forget he ever had a brain.

I saw her in class. I forgot my homework. My teacher yelled.

She said hello. I dropped my phone. My friend laughed.

She kissed me. I forgot my name. My heart exploded.

by Slangipedia 12d ago