Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The laxative so strong it could make a dinosaur crap out of its ass.

"I ate six pieces of pie and now I'm a Galaxer.", @pie_monster

"My dog ran away from the Galaxer.", @dog_galaxer

Galaxer: the only thing stronger than my willpower., @diet_fail

2

G-Town is a tiny town that thinks it’s the center of the universe, surrounded by two counties that think they’re the only ones who matter.

"Galax is where the bluegrass starts and the nonsense begins.", @bluegrass_nonsense

I live in Galax and I don’t know why., @galax_exile

Galax: where the fiddlers come to cry., @fiddler_cry

3

Galax is the worst town ever. If you're not in the Wal-Mart parking lot, you're either 4-wheeling or talking too much.

"Galax is like a bad breakup. You just want to get out.", @galax_breakup

Why is everyone in Galax so loud?, @galax_sounds

Galax: where your school system is as bad as your life., @galax_schools

4

A chillax moment where everything is gay and you're just trying to survive it.

"This park is a Galaxer moment. Everything’s gay.", @park_gay

The sunset was so chillax, I got a hard-on., @sunset_gay

My mom and I had a Galaxer moment at the grocery store., @mom_gay

5

So cool it makes your brain explode and your soul happy.

"That concert was a Galaxer. My brain exploded.", @concert_explode

This cake is so cool, it’s a Galaxer., @cake_galaxer

He walked into the room and I was like, "That’s a Galaxer.", @room_galaxer

6

The cops are like the best people in the world, but they also have a bad habit of giving you tickets.

"The cops in Galax are the best, but they give me tickets every day.", @cops_galaxer

I got a ticket from the Galaxer and now I’m mad., @ticket_mad

Galaxer: the cops who make you want to leave town., @cop_galaxer

7

A monster made of cum, hair, and bad park decisions that floats around and scares you.

"The Galaxer monster came out of the park and I ran away.", @park_monster

I saw the Galaxer monster and now I’m afraid to go barefoot., @barefoot_fear

The Galaxer monster is real, and it’s in my shower., @shower_monster