Galax Police

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The group of people who try to keep the peace but are too lazy to do their job right.
"I saw the Galax Police eating tacos at 2 a. m. instead of chasing criminals."
"They told me to shut up and leave. I told them I was done with their nonsense."
"The Galax Police said I was a menace. I said they were just scared of me."
2
When everything goes right and you feel like you're on top of the world.
"I aced my math test. That's excellence."
"I got a free pizza. That's excellence."
"I didn't get caught skipping class. That's excellence."
3
When you do the right thing even if no one is watching.
"I gave my last dollar to a homeless guy. That's integrity."
"I told the truth even though I got in trouble. That's integrity."
"I helped my little brother with his homework. That's integrity."
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When you get what you deserve even if it's not fair.
"I got sent to the principal's office. That's justice."
"I got detention for no reason. That's justice."
"I got yelled at for something I didn't do. That's justice."
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When cops hang out with people instead of just chasing them.
"The Galax Police had a BBQ with us. That's community policing."
"They came to my house to talk instead of giving me a ticket. That's community policing."
"They hung out with my friends. That's community policing."
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