galavazi

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a total legend... one of a kind... the kind of person who makes your life a living hell just to be extra.

That galavazi walked into the bakery and made my pastries look like they were baked by a baby.

My coworker is a galavazi. He talks to the coffee machine like it's his ex.

My neighbor is a galavazi. He plays the saxophone at 3 a. m. on weekends.

a person so cool they could make a statue of themselves and it would still be cool.

That galavazi showed up at the bakery wearing a hat made of pie crusts. I lost my mind.

My friend is a galavazi. He once ate a whole cake in one bite and then asked for a drink.

My teacher is a galavazi. She failed me for being too cool.

the kind of person who’s so cool, they could turn a donut into a superhero.

That galavazi turned my donut into a superhero. I cried.

My dog is a galavazi. He walks into the bakery every day and stares at me like I owe him money.

My brother is a galavazi. He once fought a chicken for my sister.