Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot dude who flexes his swag like it's a brand new pair of Jordans.

He posted a selfie in the mirror with a caption: 'Reflections are just my swag in the background.'

He texted me: 'I woke up and my swag was already on.'

He walked into the room and said, 'You all just got a vibe upgrade.'

2

A dude so good-looking he makes the internet jealous.

He tweeted: 'I’m not a meme. I’m a legend.'

He sent a DM: 'You’re cute. I’m legendary.'

He posted a photo with a caption: 'This is what happens when the internet doesn’t know what to do with itself.'

3

A guy who looks like he stepped out of a commercial and forgot to turn off the lights.

He posted a video of himself walking: 'I’m not walking. I’m lighting up the sidewalk.'

He texted me: 'I just walked in. You’re already impressed.'

He captioned a photo: 'This is how you enter a room.'

4

A dude so attractive he makes the sun blush.

He posted a sunrise photo and said, 'The sun is jealous of my morning glow.'

He texted me: 'I woke up, and the sun said, 'I want what you’ve got.'

He captioned a selfie: 'I’m so good-looking, the sun said, 'I’m out.'

5

A guy who looks like he’s been paid by the universe to be hot.

He posted a photo and said, 'The universe handed me a paycheck and said, 'Be hot.'

He sent a DM: 'I’m not just hot. I’m paid hot.'

He captioned a video: 'I woke up. The universe said, 'You’re on.'

6

A dude who looks like he was born in a gym and raised by a mirror.

He posted a workout video and said, 'I’m not working out. I’m proving the mirror wrong.'

He texted me: 'I was born in a gym. You were born in a hospital.'

He captioned a photo: 'Mirror said I was good. I said I was legendary.'