galasshole

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A galasshole is a space-dwelling poop machine that stares at you like it just finished a lunch of your soul.

My coworker said the boss is a galasshole who thinks he invented gravity.

I saw a galasshole on the moon and it gave me a middle finger.

My dog called my mom a galasshole for forgetting his treat.

A galasshole is a giant star that cusses at you and throws asteroids like they’re sidewalk chalk.

My teacher said the principal is a galasshole who hates recess.

I told my friend’s dad he’s a galasshole for eating my pizza.

The sun is a galasshole that’s always late to the day.

A galasshole is a cosmic butt that sits on the universe and laughs at your problems.

My sister said my brother is a galasshole who thinks he’s cool.

My mom called my dad a galasshole for forgetting her birthday.

The moon is a galasshole that only smiles at me sometimes.