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Stinkin' son of a biscuit who yanks the covers off me at 6 a. m.
He woke me up again. I'm gonna kill him.
Why does he have to be so loud?!
I swear I'll murder that man if he does it one more time.
galarsa
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Fart-breath monster that yells my name like it's the end of the world.
He screamed my name so loud my dog ran away.
I was dreaming about pizza and he ruined it.
He woke me up and I was still half-asleep.
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Piss-smelling lunatic who thinks it's cool to shake my bed like a dog.
He shook my bed so hard my lamp fell over.
I was trying to sleep and he had to be a fool.
He's like a monkey with a bed.