galarge

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A thing so big it could swallow a cow whole and still have room for a taco. Basically the universe’s version of a food coma.

My mom’s lasagna was galarge. I could’ve lived in it.

That pizza was so galarge, it had its own zip code.

He brought a galarge cooler to the party. It had a bed inside.

Like big, but with a side of angry. It’s when something is so huge it’s basically yelling at you.

That mountain was galarge. I felt tiny.

Her ego was galarge. It had its own weather system.

The dog was galarge. It ate my homework.